Those who think a model’s career is dunzo after 30 needs to think again.
The industry is buzzing with rumors that Louis Vuitton locked down former James Bond actor Sean Connery as the latest face for its “Journeys” ad campaign. Connery is really not a far stretch from recent ad subjects, which includes an eclectic mix of Keith Richards, Francis Ford and Sofia Coppola, Keith Richards, Catherin Deneuve and former Soviet leader, Mikhail Gorbachev.
And the fact is Sir Connery still looks pretty darn good for 78-years-old?
We’d so buy a Louis Vuitton murse from him.
Meg Ryan has a new movie to promote so she’s talking about the end of her marriage to Dennis Quaid and her fling with her PROOF OF LIFE co-star Russell Crowe.
She appears on the new issue of IN STYLE and unfortunately for Meg, her new movie, THE WOMEN, has already tanked at the box office.
But that’s no reason not to trot out a nearly decade old scandal.
SO, everyone knows that Meg and Dennis broke up back in 2000 and at the time it looked like it was because she was having an affair with Russell.
But Meg says Dennis had already been cheating on her for ages.
She explains, “Dennis was not faithful to me for a very long time, and that was very painful. I found out more about that after I was divorced.”
We need to know more!!
Regarding Russell, she says, “I think he took a big hit. But Russell didn’t break up the marriage. He was definitely there at the end, but it wasn’t his fault.”
“I was a mess. I hurt him too at the end. I couldn’t be in another long relationship, it wasn’t the time for that. So I got out.”
So she dumped Russell. Really…
We never thought they would last - you can’t have two flowers (or celebrities) in a relationship. Two high-maintenance people almost never work - you need a flower and a gardener.
Russell got a gardener - his Aussie ex-girlfriend, Danielle Spencer and so did Dennis, he got Kimberly Buffington, the mother of his two twins (the ones who were in the overdose drama at Cedars-Sinai).
But Meg also got her happy ending - she has another flower, but instead of a man, it’s her adopted daughter, Daisy.
When the execs at Disney heard the rumor that Miley and Billy Ray wanted out of the “Hannah Montana” show, they probably sent Goofy, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck to take care of them and set them straight. Because Miley issued a statement today claiming she will stay on the show.
Disney’s biggest cash cow said: “I am fully committed to Hannah Montana. It’s what gave me this amazing opportunity to reach out to so many people. I couldn’t do it alone. We have an amazing cast that is so supportive, including my dad who has been there for me every step of the way.”
That’s right. Homegirl knows who’s putting supper on the table: MICKEY MOUSE. Mickey probably told Miley, “Billy Ray ain’t your father. I AM! I’m your daddy! I say when this game is over!“
International supermodel and luxury headband designer Phoebe Price will grace the Emmys this Sunday in hopes of adding a lot more chicken cutlet glamour to the show. The Emmy whores should be on their knees kissing her freckled feet, because she’s doing them a favor. PP is a major motion picture actress who shouldn’t be fraternizing with TV folk.
Besides, who’s going to pose on Robertson Blvd. this Sunday while PP is busy being the hottest seat warmer in the business at the Emmys? Robertson is going to be filled with a whole lot of lonely without Chicken Cutlets.
Yesterday, PP visited one of the Emmy swag suites to pick up a bunch of free stuff to sell on eBay. That’s how she pays her rent. I’m kidding! She probably doesn’t even keep that crap. Every month, PP and the elegant Shauna Sand travel to a third-world country to donate their free swag. I bet you Saint Angelina doesn’t even do that!
While picking up luxurious items like chewing gum and hair dryers, PP stopped to talk with the Associated Press. Yes, the Associated Press. She said: “I always like seeing the latest stuff. I get inspired to see what different designers have to offer.” PP is truly a creative soul. Only a true artiste could be inspired by chewing gum.
She also said her Emmy dress is “very provocative”and will “cause quite a stir.” What does that mean?! If she wears nothing but BBQ sauce and boiled chicken skins, I will faint into a pile of cutlets.
Here’s some pictures of PP posing with more inanimate objects at Melanie Siegel’s Emmy House. I also threw in some pictures of Chicken Cutlets looking like an extra from “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” while doing a cartwheel in some random parking lot.
Katie Holmes hasn’t just been wearing men’s jeans on recent NYC outings – she’s wearing husband Tom Cruise’s jeans!
The couple’s stylist Jeanne Yang confirms to Usmagazine.com that they are Cruise’s Prps Jeans.
“Prps has adapted the style for women in the new fall collection as the Boyfriend jean,” Kim Dillard, a rep for Prps Jeans, tells Us.
The 29-year-old actress – who makes her Broadway debut next month in Arthur Miller’s All My Sons – has been rocking the style when arriving for rehearsals and playing with 2-year-old daughter Suri.
“It’s the new look Katie is going for,” a source tells Us.
A reason Holmes has been rolling them up? She’s 5′9″ and Cruise is 5′7″.
See photos of Katie Holmes’ hits and misses.
Holmes and Suri hit The Little Mermaid on Broadway Wednesday night.
See photos of Suri through the years.
“Suri sat in Katie’s lap the entire time with a bottle,” a source told Us. “Afterwards they went backstage to take photographs with the cast.”
See photos of Suri’s obsessions.
All My Sons starts in previews September 16 and officially begins a month later. It also stars John Lithgow, Dianne Wiest and Patrick Wilson. Holmes will be in the production for 16 weeks.
See photos of ’90s TV Stars: Then & Now.
Tell Us: Do you like Katie in Tom’s jeans?
Morgan Freeman has more shit to deal with. A close friend of Mr. Freeman confirmed to Access Hollywood that he’s getting a divorce from his wife of 24 years, Myrna Colley-Lee. The friend said they have been separated since December 2007. They don’t have any children together.
Over the weekend, Morgan was involved a one-car accident in Mississippi. His car went off the side of the road and then flipped. Morgan and his female passenger, Demaris Meyer, were airlifted to a hospital in Memphis. Morgan underwent surgery for a broken arm and elbow. Demaris was treated for her injuries and released. Demaris has been described as a “family friend.
The backlash to the Dark Knight backlash isn’t exactly news — not after two weeks and almost $400 million dollars silencing even the most vehement of the film’s critics. But today we direct our attention to the more disturbing phenomenon of physical threats against some of those same critics, a few of whose lives have even been targeted by rogue fanboys with a taste for reviewer blood. We hardly believed it ourselves until an unsettling taxonomy of freaks coming after reviewers Jürgen Fauth and Keith Uhlich showcased the worst of it:
Some go no deeper than “Fag!”; some are actually amusing — “Keep your head in Little Women and Suffrage texts you pansy” — but others are downright ugly. On Rotten Tomatoes, someone felt it would be beneficial to post as many personal details about Jürgen that they could find, while another likened his crime to Joan of Arc’s:
“This guy is a terd [sic], let him rot. Lets [sic] burn him at the stake!”
The comments left for Keith are even more vile, particularly this one, which the author later claimed was written while channeling his inner Joker. Yikes. (All [sic]):
“You know, some people have been so enraged by your little opinion piece that they want you to kill yourself. Please DON’T!!! You know why, because I am going to have so much fun killing you myself! I promise, it WON’T be painless. I am going to carve a smile in your face. And then I am going to carve you stomach. And you know why? Because i just want my phone call. You’re my bitch now! I am going to track you down through your IP address and then I am going to f@#%!%* kill you!!!”
Daaammmn. Worried as we are for Mssrs. Fauth and Uhlich, really: You’ve got to see this in IMAX. Michael Caine will be campaigning for these guys’ Oscar nominations by Monday.
She may be unable to share with her child’s father the spoils of his critically spoojed-upon turn in what is well on its way towards becoming the highest-grossing movie of all time ($14 billion on Tuesday alone!), but all is not dark for Michelle Williams. The actress has reportedly been found comfort in the arms of Torrance Community Dance Group captain Spike Jonze. The Daily Mail has been keeping a respectful distance from their blossoming love:
The pair boarded a private jet bound for Oregon yesterday along with the Brokeback Mountain actress’s two-year-old daughter Matilda.
The trio were seen strolling together outside the airport, Williams at one point breaking into a broad smile.
Williams and Jonze, who previously dated Drew Barrymore, first met in 2006 when she auditioned for his film adaptation of the Maurice Sendak children’s book Where The Wild Things Are.
She was offered a part, but later withdrew from the film.
We hate to scrutinize for meaning in the spilled tea-leaves of Williams’s personal life, but this would make the second tortured Warner Bros. villain to romance the Brokeback Mountain star—Jonze of course being famously at odds with the studio over his vision on a $70 million children’s book adaption that is rumored to be quickly swirling down a monster-fur-clogged drain. But Max eventually found his way safely back home, and we’re confident this bedtime story will have a happy ending, too.
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Matthew Broderick and SJP just so happened to run into the paps as they left a restaurant together in NYC last night. Please, you know those bitches texted the paps. I would say call, but who does that anymore?
Last week, Star Magazine claimed Matthew is having an affair with a chick. Yes, a woman. A biological woman. Obviously, since SJP and Matthew are out together, this must mean their marriage is just peachy.
I’m surprised Matthew didn’t grab SJP, dip her, suck on her pony lips, and declare his love for her in front of everyone. Shit, they should have just done whoopy whoopy times in front of the paps, so everyone would know that their marriage isn’t in the troff.
And what is going on with Matthew? He used to be semi-cute, right? Now he just looks like he spends way too much time in his basement, watching really kinky gay porn while eating an entire box of Vanilla Wafers.
Also, I didn’t know they were Buddhists. Isn’t the white string a Buddhist thing? I should become a Buddhist. I like white strings.
The chick who was in the car with Shia LaBoeuf during his drunken car crash has been identified as Australian actress Isabel Lucas. Isabel is currently shooting “Transformers 2” with Shia. She’s also doing sexy times with Adrian Grenier. You know what this means? Curly-haired dick bag fight! And yes, Shia has curly hair. Click here to see this extra sexy picture of him working those curly locks.
Isabel wasn’t seriously injured when Shia’s Ford F-150 flipped over after he made an illegal left turn and got broadsided. Shia screwed up his left hand and it required surgery. He’s also taking one month off to recover.
According to UsWeekly, LaDouche partied at the Troubadour before the crash. Some nosy bitch claimed he kept doing shots of whiskey. The nosy bitch went on to say, “He was dancing around and acting really crazy. He stayed until the band was done and then stumbled out of the club by himself.”
He left by himself? So he must have picked up Isabel on his way home. Boo-tay call!
The NYDN reports that Adrian isn’t happy that his girlfriend was out with LaBoeuf at 3 in the morning. He has nothing to worry about. They were just going to run lines at his house. And by “run lines” I mean LaBoeuf was going to snort coke off her belly.
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